Blackjack Jokes

The man died and found himself in hell. The Devil approached him and they started to talk.

• Why are you so down, man? - Asked the Devil.
• Don't you see I'm in hell?
• Well, hell isn't so bad, you know.
• What do you mean by that?
• Do you like to drink?
• Oh, yes - said the man.
• Then you will enjoy Mondays. We drink all day long. Moreover, do you smoke?
• Of course - said the man.
• Then you will be happy Tuesdays. We smoke all day long. What about gambling?
• Oh, I am a real gambler!
• Then you will enjoy Wednesdays. We gamble all day long... and drugs?
• You have drugs here? Well, why not - said the man.
• You can have whatever drug you want, just name it. Every Thursday. Moreover, it's like this all day long. However, tell me, are you a gay?
• No, of course not...
• Well, I don't think you will like Fridays...